February 2012
The Rules Of Fight Club:
1. You do not talk about Fight Club.
2. You DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
3. Someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight.
5. One fight at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes.
7. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
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dudes you’ll believe it
i have bread and ITS SOOOO FLUFFY OMG
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
theabsenceofsun asked: I KNOW RIGHT? WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT YOU COULD FIND A TALKING PENIS? FDJGJDFJHGJH
I think I’ve tripped going up the stairs a total of 4 times today.
NEW HIGH SCORE!
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hepatitis:
for lent i’m just giving up
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
my grandma just came downstairs yelling at me, saying im talking to someone (most likely a sex crazed maniac or a pervert.)
im not talking to anyone, i was yelling at the tv.
shes a fucking psycho bitch oh my GOD.
